We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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