Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
it was like eating out sand paper
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
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We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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