Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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