So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
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Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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