who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
This is my gift to your gina
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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