rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
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Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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