My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
tell me about the eggs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
