You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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