I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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