her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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