You're so nebulous sometimes
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
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i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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