We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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