Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
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Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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