i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
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Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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