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great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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