Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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