question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
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His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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