she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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