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My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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