me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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