I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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