I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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