Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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