ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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