FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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