i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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