Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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