I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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