Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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