it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Send help, water and tortillas.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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