guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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