He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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