also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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