Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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