hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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