3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Alive.
So much puke
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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