In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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