"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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