hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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