she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
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Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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