found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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