I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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