He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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