You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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