shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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