Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Randomize
