I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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