Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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