Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Randomize