Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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