I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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