Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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