I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
You pole danced in your parka.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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