hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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